I’ve also learned that what the nebulizer shoots into my son is not pure love (as I had naively been led to believe) but actually steroids. The steroids are steamed and then inhaled into his lungs. I won’t tell you what it looks like (because you shouldn’t know) but suffice to say, I hope the cops don’t come to the door as we are “hitting the penguin!” I’m not sure if the steroids are working, but Errol’s cough is better, he’s hitting .327 with 32 home runs,
and he’s suddenly grown a full beard,
which helps to explain why both the Boston Red Sox and the Taliban called yesterday.
The bottom line is that the medicines are working, Errol is improving, and he should return to his normal school and baseball routine soon. We’re thrilled with Errol’s recovery, but the feelings that Errol’s sickness have excavated have been bad ones, and the thoughts of this summer’s surgery have been scary ones.
Here is a little Nebulizer questionnaire. If you scroll down you’ll see the interactive version of this poll to your right.
What would be the best nebulizer camouflage?
- You mean it’s not a penguin?
- Nuclear reactor cooling towers have smoke coming out of them so if you shaped the nebulizer like a cooling tower, a child wouldn’t know it was really a nebulizer
- Condoleezza Rice
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